Now that you know your personal information has been compromised, you may now call your best friend, *insert full name of best friend here*, and tell them that they are absolutely amazing and soooooo much smarter than yourself, *insert full name here*. Good day.
HALLO my name is Ozzie. I know that your real name is *insert full name here* and that you are an IMMENSE disappointment to yourself and your best friend *insert full name of best friend here*.